Can you relate?
I have a wild imagination. If something bothers me, I have to say something about it. I write babbles and I hope people appreciate every word. This is the way that I express myself. I hope that people can relate to it.
The Day After a Drunken Night of Cuddle/Hooking-Up with a Girl Guidelines!
ignore the girl in public and act as if she is poop you only want to wipe off the bottom of your shoes.
make eye contact with her at all costs
say hi to her roommate who you took to your formal instead of her. Meanwhile, ignore the hell out her. Her existence is not real.
let her know you remember her name. She will be hot on your heels then!
avoid her. Run if you have to.
invite her to the house because she will expect the same thing that happened last time.
forget that you have balls.
pretend that you ever had any.
rush her out of the house because she does not belong there at all costs.
: Be an asshole.
do's and don'ts
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