- DO ignore the girl in public and act as if she is poop you only want to wipe off the bottom of your shoes.
- DON’T make eye contact with her at all costs
- DO say hi to her roommate who you took to your formal instead of her. Meanwhile, ignore the hell out her. Her existence is not real.
- DON’T let her know you remember her name. She will be hot on your heels then!
- DO avoid her. Run if you have to.
- DON’T invite her to the house because she will expect the same thing that happened last time.
- DO forget that you have balls.
- DON’T pretend that you ever had any.
- DO rush her out of the house because she does not belong there at all costs.
